Seth: "Mom, I know what you do when you're driving on the highway and someone cuts you off."
Me: "Oh Yeah? What's that?"
Seth: "You give the middle finger as they're driving by."
Me: "Who said that?"
Seth: "Well, that's what Dad did on the way to Ontario."
and in an unrelated conversation...
Seth: "Do you know what would make this Stone Cold Steve Austin action figure better? If it had 'middle finger action'."
And I gotta laugh...just not so he can hear me...