I stabbed myself in the finger with a pen today. I actually drew blood! What is wrong with me? I was in the process of tearing into a 12 pack of post-it notes when the pen slipped from the plastic packaging and landed in my finger. Nice. Do you think the ink will cause an infection?
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I stabbed my palm with a pen once. I went to the hospital and everything. They gave me a band-aid.
hmmm- ever heard of scissors? At least if you cut yourself with those bad boys, you'll get some serious bloodage and will be sent home so you won't contaminate the office. GOOD PLAN.
I draw blood daily from a variety of inane, retarded activities.
No but you better call in sick tomorrow just in case.
ya it's probably really infected. if you let me borrow your boobs you will probably live.
princess~they should have AT LEAST given you some gauze and tape.
ambiguous blog~seriously...if I had been using scissors I may have done some real damage. i am really that clumsy.
ginormous boobs~me too.
suze~i should have just slept in.
practically perfect~are your boobs getting to the extra heavy preggers phase? sounds like you need something a little lighter.
Try some tea, I mean coffee.
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