I will be 40 years old. I am not upset about it, I just have lots of things I want to do before that. Some of these things include:
1. Going on an all inclusive trip down south somewhere. Difficult, but perhaps attainable.
2. Buy a house. I had one with the ex, but of course it was sold. It is a huge commitment to buy a house with someone, so I wait. I believe Blake and I will buy one together someday.
3. Now this is the most important one to me. It is a pipe dream, and I don't really know if it is AT ALL possible, but I want to have breast implants. CRAZY, I know! Since they arrived when I was 11-13, they have always belonged on 2 different bodies, and it has just gotten worse after having 2 children. They are 2 completely different cup sizes and I have to compensate by using both removable inserts in one cup to make them look even. I will take out a personal loan if I have to for this. I don't think people realize how serious I am about it. I can't imagine actually buying a bra that fits properly, it will be a new experience for me. It is not for vanity, or to please anyone but me. I am going to see my doctor and get a referral. I understand that this could take up to 1 year, so I am going to see her soon. I only have a little over 3 years to get this started. I understand that it will cost me approximately $7000.00. Am I crazy, or what?
4. I am going to run in a marathon someday. I would love to do it during my 40th year.
1. Going on an all inclusive trip down south somewhere. Difficult, but perhaps attainable.
2. Buy a house. I had one with the ex, but of course it was sold. It is a huge commitment to buy a house with someone, so I wait. I believe Blake and I will buy one together someday.
3. Now this is the most important one to me. It is a pipe dream, and I don't really know if it is AT ALL possible, but I want to have breast implants. CRAZY, I know! Since they arrived when I was 11-13, they have always belonged on 2 different bodies, and it has just gotten worse after having 2 children. They are 2 completely different cup sizes and I have to compensate by using both removable inserts in one cup to make them look even. I will take out a personal loan if I have to for this. I don't think people realize how serious I am about it. I can't imagine actually buying a bra that fits properly, it will be a new experience for me. It is not for vanity, or to please anyone but me. I am going to see my doctor and get a referral. I understand that this could take up to 1 year, so I am going to see her soon. I only have a little over 3 years to get this started. I understand that it will cost me approximately $7000.00. Am I crazy, or what?
4. I am going to run in a marathon someday. I would love to do it during my 40th year.
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5 comments:
For my 40th, I went skydiving. Celebrate it when you turn 40 - get the boobs!
Maybe you should run the marathon before getting the boobs. You know,with all the bouncing, jiggling and potential trauma to the new 'girls'... just sayin'. ;)
good point, kel. maybe I will have to schedule the surgery accordingly--lol
Suze, you are just showing off now.
wendy...would they work in the boobie wars?
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